mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

Sometimes, I fall more in love with an echo than the real thing.

Shinji Moon, from Nocturne No. 1  (via perfect)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Source: vvant)